Sorcerery isn’t just a typo—it’s a philosophy.
After being called out on covert communism on a number of occasions, we assume the cat is out of the bag. The Sorcererers guild is a socialist guild. Its transitional leadership—previously known as “officers”—are all affiliated in some way with the Committee for a Workers’ International. We believe in equality on all fronts, and seek to revolutionize Cardhuntria along with the rest of the world.
Down with the Batfords and Osiriuses of this world! Up with the people!
Cardhuntria was made a common treasury for everyone to share. Let not the epic items languish in the cellars of lords! Let not the endangered slippogriff be hunted for sport by a landed class already obese in its opulence!
We reject borders. Shieldhaven and Woodhome are siblings, not rivals!
We reject class. Warriors shall have Sparks, and wizards Chops, when we replace the oppressive reign of the few with a democracy of the many.
We reject race. For humans, gnomes, and imps in harmony. The labels applied to these populations were invented by the ilk of Osirius to divide us and secure their rule.
It is long past time to overthrow the oligarchs of Cardhuntria, the fat cats who dine on manticore pâté while we battle to the death in the pits of Tournamentria for their amusement. The world they’ve tried to build has failed all but the richest 1% of players. We must eclipse their institutions with a democratic order the likes of which haven’t been seen since the Troglodytes were driven from their fora and into caves, refugees from the establishment’s colonial incursions.
For a Sorcererous Alternative!